Meet the Crew
Boss Dog
Luna
Meet Luna – The Alpha in our crew.
Luna is the heart and soul of TANK Dog Toys. A proud rescue pup with a mysterious past, Luna made her way into our lives with a wagging tail, a gentle heart, and jaws of steel. We think she’s around six years old, but she’s keeping her real age a secret (a lady never tells). Don’t let her calm eyes fool you—Luna is built like a tank. Big, strong, and always ready to play, she earned the title of Alpha Dog in our pack of three with quiet confidence and unshakable loyalty. Her favorite pastime? Chewing. Constantly. Power chewer doesn’t even begin to cover it—she’s the ultimate product tester, and if it passes the Luna test, it’s ready for any dog. As peace-loving as a Blue Heeler can be, Luna leads with love, keeping the pack balanced while reminding us why tough, fun, and safe toys matter. She’s not just our inspiration—she’s our CEO (Chief Enjoyment Officer).Tank Dog Toys is her legacy. From our pack to yours, Luna’s here to make playtime powerful.
Luna loves a good chase. She's a whiz with a frisbee. But her favorite toy is the Adorable Monster for Aggressive Chewers. She can chew on it for hours a day. We are pretty fond of it too.
always up for a ride in a truck
Einstein
Meet Einstein – Chief Toy Tester at TANK Dog Toys. At 14 years young, Einstein is the wise and wagging heart of Tank Dog Toys. A proud mix of Blue Heeler and Corgi, he brings the brains and the bounce to our testing team. With years of experience and a nose for quality, Einstein ensures every toy gets the paw of approval before it reaches your pup. Einstein takes his role very seriously—between naps and sneaky sips of coffee when no one’s looking. His favorite part of the job? Putting our toughest toys to the test and making sure they're built for real tail-wagging fun. Don’t let the gray in his muzzle fool you—Einstein’s still got plenty of zoomies and wisdom to share. He’s living proof that play has no age limit.
His favorite toy is the classic rubber ball and he may hide it for safe keeping from his sisters, but he ALWAYS knows where it is. Clink the link to view his recommendation for dogs like him. A greying gentleman-ugh dog...with classic refined taste in entertainment.
Professional Part-Timer
Freya
Freya may be small, but she’s bursting with energy, sass, and style. As a high-spirited three-year-old, she runs the show with her signature combo of zoomies and side-eye. Equal parts fetch queen and dirt excavator, Freya lives for chasing tennis balls and digging into life — literally.
She’s a little bit of a diva (and proud of it), with a soft spot for self-care — roughhousing isn’t her thing. With sensitive skin and a taste for the finer things, Freya keeps it classy with games that keep her moving but don’t mess with her glow.
Her top pick? The Smart Pet Feeder Tennis Ball Throwing Machine – Tank Pet Co. It’s fetch without the wait or worn out humans— her favorite way to stay fit and fabulous.